After six years in this supposedly dangerous city, I am finally a victim of street crime.
This morning I went to retrieve something from my car. I noticed right away that my license plate was missing.
Oh crap, I thought, I'm gonna have to spend the rest of the day at the license bureau.
Then I noticed the plate sitting nearby. The tags were even still attached.
Huh, I thought, they wanted my cheap plastic plate holder thing?
But then I spotted it sitting nearby as well.
So what did they take? The screws that held the plate and the plate holder.
"You got screwed!" Allie says.
Should I call the cops?