Wednesday, August 16, 2006

sacred institution

Allie and I were in the supermarket checkout the other day and I noticed that the newspapers were all ablaze with new that Angelina has left Brad. And I thought, My god! It's not gays who are a threat to the institution of marriage. It's these damned celebrities.

Anyone out there up for a Constitutional ban on movie-star nuptuals?

(Added bonus: It might ensure that the rich and beautiful die lonely; a fair trade-off, methinks.)

2 comments:

trAcy said...

i uh-GREE!

they hook up and disband like, well, like everyone else; as a post-married talking to a pre-married, i don't wanna gloom, but just learned yet another friend is calling it quits with his wife or vice-versa; only three kids are to be damaged by the event. . . .

ps, jerry falwell is gonna be at midwestern baptist theological seminary (5001 N. Oak Trafficway) august 22 (chapel auditorium) doing a graduation speech at 10 a.m.and touting his "mended bridge" with sen. john mccain at press conference following, around 11.

press release quote: "Falwell said McCain has expressed a willingness to support a Federal Marriage Amendment, an issue dear to conservative Christians."

great move, mccain.

Anonymous said...

I'm not gay or a celebrity, but Jerry Falwell did try to stick his weenie in my crack. His weenie is very small, but he has a tattoo of a cross on it. He also likes things shoved up his bootie. I mean, we were drunk, so he's probably more uptight when he's sober. God knows, I am.