Allie and I were in the supermarket checkout the other day and I noticed that the newspapers were all ablaze with new that Angelina has left Brad. And I thought, My god! It's not gays who are a threat to the institution of marriage. It's these damned celebrities.
Anyone out there up for a Constitutional ban on movie-star nuptuals?
(Added bonus: It might ensure that the rich and beautiful die lonely; a fair trade-off, methinks.)