On the day after, I was feeling all happy and sleep deprived. I wanted to spend money, so Allie and I made our way down Ward Parkway to the nearest mall. I bought a pair of Crocs, but I still wasn't satisfied, so I turned to Allie and said, "Baby, I wanna buy you a blouse."
So we went to Nordstroms and she got a real pretty one.
Then yesterday I heard her talking about it on the phone to one of her friends. I heard her say, "I don't know where he heard of blouses."
And I looked at her like, Huh?
Turns out it wasn't a blouse I'd bought her. It was a shirt.
I said, "But I thought a blouse was a woman's shirt."
She shook her head. I was wrong.