my namesake

One of the highlights of my weekend was discovering Burger King's new coffee product, "BK Joe." I know I'm quite behind the times, as this product launched in October. But still, I'm thrilled.

It's made from delicious, dark brown foreign beans

You can order it "turbo-charged," meaning with 40% more caffeine

It's got my name written in cool retro helvetica on the cup.

What this means is that when I'm on road trips and in need of caffeine in the boonies I can probably find something delicious and druggy.